

The PlungeThe PlungeThe Plunge
*disclaimer= yes, some of this was part of an actual conversation but has been incredibly exaggerated for the sake of humor*
So friends, I say, addressing my mom and my sister across the table. Moms got her nose in a wine list and Stephs playing with her napkin. I imagine my water glass sits on a podium and I take a delicate sip before clearing my throat in a very intellectual manner. Suddenly I am a professor of ethics and philosophy with my glasses, my hair in a strict pony tail and my mouth pursed in a querying shape, (I think).
Today,


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I didnt know where the Band-Aids were. I knew where the windows were, which ones had trees or trellises strong enough for oh say a hundred something fourteen year old girl to scamper down. I knew where the Fruit- Loops were. But cereal boxes and escape routes wouldnt help a bleeding me on a Thursday afternoon. The cheap paper towels I had swiped from the girls bathroom were soaked and I was this close to just puking all over the DLuces floor. They had seemed to be reasonably nice people but usually that changed when there was blood all over their nice hardware floors. &n
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h. hallahan
"and you thank them, because it is their acceptance of your gift that allows you to give." alice walker
"an harm ye none, do what ye will" wiccan rede
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just kidding. hi jacqui it's me! i finally found you!!!
-h. hallahan
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I support bitchy demons and sword-wielding angels
I don't support you clicking this link. [link]
cheers for the fave
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:If life throws you lemons...THROW EM BACK! Or make pie...
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